JBang Reviews present G.I. Joe: Retaliation: Last Saturday I saw the latest G.I. Joe movie and even though there was alot of hype for it, I'll be honest and say it didn't impress me. Now don't get me wrong, I love action movies but this one was pretty short and simple: explosions and special effects. I do give credit to the costume designers that have made the movie look more like a live issue of its former comic book counterpart but as for the Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson, "I do not smell what you are cooking" and I certainly do not wish you luck against John Cena at WrestleMania. It was pretty hard to follow the plot until I finally hit the end and realized it was just stopping another terrorist attack. Retaliation was a very different movie as compared to the first movie, Rise of Cobra, which was much more entertaining. I give Retaliation a rating of 2 out of 5.