Saturday, May 28, 2016

J-Bang Reviews Present: X-Men: Apocalypse

X-Men: Apocalypse is the third film in the rebooted "X-Men" franchise, starring James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, and Jennifer Lawrence. Now before we get started, I originally wanted to do a "Spoiler Free" review, but...Let's just say there's some bullshit that I just can't ignore. Anyway, let's get started!
The plot of X-Men: Apocalypse goes like this: After being buried in his tomb for centuries, Apocalypse, played by Oscar Isaac, awakens in the 1980s, where he plans to take over the world he once ruled. Aware of his attentions, it's up to a team of X-Men, led by Mystique, played by Jennifer Lawrence, to stop Apocalypse and his allies, Psylocke (Olivia Munn), Storm (Alexandra Shipp), Archangel (Ben Hardy) and Magneto (Michael Fassbender). First, let me start with the "Pros." Evan Peters and Michael Fassbender deliver the most "Note-worthy" performances of this film. Now, that's not to say everyone was bad, that's just me saying I liked them more than other. Professor X is still charming, Nightcrawler is funny where it counts, and Cyclops gets more exposure in this film, than his previous incarnations. But Quicksilver is easily the most entertaining character of the movie, whereas Magneto is the most tragic and sympathetic. The best scenes come from them both, with the exception of the disturbingly awesome cameo of Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. I say "disturbing" because it's surprisingly gory. People are stabbed and blood is splattered. It almost feels like watching a horror movie when Wolverine pops in. 
"The Cons" has a heavy impact on this movie however. For starters, Apocalypse himself, is a let down. It really feels like he does nothing to deserve all the street cred his has. He is equipped with multiple powers, such as the ability to teleport, change the shape of matter, and enhance the power of other mutants. Yet, all the destruction that is caused in the movie is caused by the Four Horsemen, rather than Apocalypse himself. And I must say, Apocalypse is kind of stupid in terms of his execution of his plan. There's a scene in the movie where he uses Charles Xavier's telepathy to force all the countries to launch their nukes into the air. If he wants to destroy humans and leave the word for the strongest to survive, why not nuke the Earth instead of lunch them into space to do nothing? Quite frankly, it was unnecessary as hell. And speaking of unnecessary, during the final fight, there's a "mind-battle," between Apocalypse and Charles Xavier. The thing that pissed me off about this scene was the fact that "It wasn't real." and it kept interfering with the real fight. Watching it in theaters kind of made me wish the director had just left that scene out. 
Compared to all the other superhero films that debuted this year, X-Men Apocalypse ultimately has nothing new to offer the Superhero genre. It's a long movie but instead of feeling overstuffed, it felt like it was leaving alot out. All in all, instead of being "Amazing" or "Terrible," X-Men: Apocalypse, just feels like it's "...okay."  X-Men: Apocalypse gets a score of 3.2 out of 5.


Friday, May 6, 2016

J-Bang Reviews Present: Captain America: Civil War

Do yourself a favor and GO SEE THIS MOVIE IMMEDIATELY! "Captain America: Civil War" is an emotional thrill ride with the best hand-to-hand combat I have EVER seen in a Superhero movie and has one of the most smart-complex plots of any Marvel film. With everything against it, this film somehow ends up being better than even the best of Marvel films, including its predecessor, "Captain America: the Winter Soldier."
The plot of Civil War isn't your average "Hero vs. Villain" story. After all the damage the Avengers have caused saving people over the years, they are finally called out by the government and are forced to negotiate the terms of their heroism. They are presented with a bill called the "Sokovia Accords," which gives the United Nations the authority to regulate whether the Avengers should or should not intervene in international incidents. This, of course, divides the Avengers, where Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr,) believes signing the bill is the responsible thing to do, Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) believes it is the opposite.This ultimately leads to fighting and betrayals among the Avengers themselves.
For a film that's two and a half hours long, it certainly doesn't feel long or exhausting. Unlike "Age of Ultron," the action is well spaced out and the in-between minutes are full of great character moments. Like I said before, the action is AWESOME, and quite frankly, so brutal that it will have you jumping out of your seats from time to time. And although it is a dark film, hell, ever darker than "Captain America: the Winter Soldier," it still has an impressive amount of humor. Not as much as "Age of Ultron," but it just enough to keep the tone serious. Oh, and the characters! Each characters' motivations are made clear throughout the movie and each character has their moment to shine, especially Captain America himself. But just to let you know, don't be surprised if Black Panther or Spider-Man end up stealing the show. Oh, and just for the record, Civil War has one of the best villains in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
"Captain America: Civil War" is a PERSONAL, PERSONAL tale full of action, mystery, and heartbreak, especially for the "more than casual" Marvel fan, where by the time the credits start to roll, you will start to question whether Captain America or Iron Man was in the right, "Captain America: Civil War" gets a J-Bangin score of 5 out of 5!