Miss me? Hello everyone, and welcome to another edition of J-Bang Reviews! I know its been awhile, but considering there is literally nothing else to do at the moment, I have decided to resurrect this old blog to bring you a few recommendations about what you should watch at home during all of this "Corona-virus Hysteria." So before people start "Tik-Toking" and the National Guard come a-knocking, let's get to it shall we?
Outbreak (1995)
Starring familiar faces like Dustin Hoffman and Morgan Freeman, "Outbreak" portrays the absolute worst case scenario of how America would respond to a life-threatening virus entering our country. The first half plays out like science fiction horror but the second half, in typical 90s fashion, turns into a weird action/adventure film with occasional one-liner or two. Despite all that though, there are some seriously strong performances scattered throughout this picture. Plus, if it gives you any comfort, the Coronavirus has NOTHING on the chaos the Motaba Virus causes in this story.
Wall-E (2008)
Although it is a story of romance at its core,"Wall-E" also serves as a social commentary about humanity's treatment of natural resources as a whole. I mean look at this film's depiction of Earth for example. It's literally reduced to dirt and trash, and its only inhabitant is a sentient robot who is left to clean up the mess. Now, who is to say this is the type of future Earth is headed towards after the pandemic is over? If you ask me, I don't believe the Coronavirus will be the end of us, but what I do believe is that once its over, we better start taking care of ourselves as well as the Earth as a whole. I mean, come on?! WAKE UP PEOPLE. I miss going outside...
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Now if you're not under a government issued quarantine, I challenge you to do something real quick. Go outside and drive around for a bit. Notice the lack of traffic in the streets? Notice how the most populated places like Time Square and Santa Monica are practically deserted? It's almost eerily similar to the first act of "Avengers: Endgame." After big-baddie Thanos snaps his fingers and destroys half of life, the Avengers must deal with the gravity of such a cataclysmic event. Sure, the Coronavirus hasn't destroyed as many people as Thanos has, but it sure feels like it has stopped the world right in its tracks. And with no vaccine in sight at the moment, all we can do is try to keep ourselves safe in isolation....unless someone has some Infinity Stones lying around?
Space Jam (1996)
Do you miss basketball? I do too...So to fill the void of not watching the NBA or March Madness, why not turn on Netflix to enjoy the "Oh so 90s" classic, SPACE JAM!!! When the Looney Tunes way of life is threatened by some alien invaders, it is up to NBA legend Michael Jordan to help the Looney Tunes fight off the "Mon-Stars" in a high stakes game of basketball. Colorful, cheesy, and from time to time, meta, "Space Jam" is the type of film to put a much needed smile on your face during times like this. Also, "Trigger-warning," the NBA season also gets postponed in this narrative due to players experiencing "flu-like symptoms..."
The Invisible Man (2020)
How long have we've been in quarantine? Has it been 2 days? Has it been 2 weeks? Am I being paranoid, or am I just starting to loose my mind? Well, if you ever feel like you are being watched, then that's one thing you and Elizabeth Moss will have in common after watching "The Invisible Man." Now due to the Coronavirus outbreak, theaters all over the world have been forced to shut down. So what happened to all the movies that were losing money due to poor box office returns? Well Universal Studios's answer to that is just drop them all on digital. Of course it's not free, but it is worth it if you are willing to drop $20 on a 48 hour rental. Full of tension, suspense, and dread, "The Invisible Man" will have you thinking about how that ex you desperately want to forget is still watching you 👀
And so that's our list! Obviously, I'll be watching more films throughout this "mandatory break," but so far, this is all I got after 3 days locked in my house. If you have any recommendations in movies, TV or music, feel free to bang my line. You'll know where to find me. Until then, stay inside and stay safe!
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Friday, December 28, 2018
Top 10 films of 2018
Welcome back to another edition of "J-Bang Reviews!" As we prepared to say goodbye to the strange year that was 2018, allow me to take you back as I recount what I consider to be the top 10 films of 2018. Now this list may be controversial but it is always great to remember that we all still have the 1st Amendment: Freedom of Speech. So if your list is different from mine, feel free to create a list of your own for everyone to read! Anyways, lets count em down...
10. Halloween
10. Halloween
Now let me start by saying "I do not consider myself a horror fan."As matter of fact, I HATE HORROR MOVIES. But for the past few years, I have experimented in watching them in an effort to better understand the psychology of both people who make them and people who watch them. Fast forward to October 2018, and here I am sitting in the front row, ready to watch the sequel to John Carpenter's original classic, and boy, was I entertained! Halloween (2018) follows a matured Laurie Strode, returning to fight back against the menace that is Michael Myers, and with that comes a new cast of characters for Michael to hunt down in horrific fashion. Gory. Tense. And surprisingly funny from time to time, this iteration of "Halloween" delivers on both the trick and the treat!
9. Game Night
Truly one of the funniest comedies of the year, "Game Night" flew under the radar at the beginning of the year. Starring Jason Bateman, Rachel McAdams, and Winston from "New Girl," this film follows a group of friends having fun at one of their routine game nights until an unexpected series of events occur. Honestly, the less I say about this, the better because the whole narrative unravels in way that is both fun and completely unpredictable.
8. Won't You Be My Neighbor?
I'd be your neighbor any day Mr. Rogers! If you were ever a kid with a working TV set, you probably remember Mr. Rogers. Director Morgan Neville expertly conveys the sense of wonder and self acceptance that came with watching Mr. Rogers as a kid in his feature length documentary, "Won't You Be My Neighbor?" Full of charm and emotion, Director Morgan Neville showcases the life of Fred Rogers both in front of and behind the camera while also reminding us of the special message Fred Rogers himself tried to convey in his own metaphorical neighborhood. This movie will move you, one way or another!
7. Hereditary
Whereas "Halloween" was a fun slasher flick, "Hereditary"...MESSED. ME. UP! After the passing of her mother, Annie, played by Toni Collette of "the Six Sense," must attempt to keep her family together during a state of mourning. But there is more than meets the eye in this haunting tale. Thanks to first time director Ari Aster, "Hereditary" keeps you in a state of constant dread and by the time the credits roll, you will feel like the life has been choked out of you for about 2 hours. Trust me. "Hereditary" is the first horror film to actually force me to try and sleep with the lights on...
6. BlacKkKlansman
"BlacKkKlansman," or what I like to call "How Spike Lee Got his Groove Back," recounts the true story of how an African American Police Officer named Ron Stallworth infiltrated the Ku Klux Klan. Smart, Funny, and "Meta" as Hell, Director Spike Lee returns to what made his style of filmmaking "pop" in the first place.
5. Love Simon
Now I'm a sucker for "coming-of-age" films, especially from the 80s. That being said, I wasn't expecting to love "Love, Simon" for as much as I did. If you are afraid that you are not going to relate to anything in this film, fret not, for "Love, Simon" is a teen drama that funny, quirky, sometimes dramatic but even more heartwrenching from start to finish. It's ride that doesn't need explosions and one-liners to be riveting. By the time the stylish credits pop into frame, you will love Simon too.
4. Black Panther
WAKANDA FOREVER! Marvel Studios changes the game again with "Black Panther," the first successful blockbuster with a near all black cast. Directed by Ryan Coogler, well known for "Creed" and "Fruitvale Station," "Black Panther" plays with the topic of "what if a hidden African nation had the resources to help out other black people, but chose not to?" A question I never even thought of until it caused the conflict between Chadwick Boseman's T'Challa and Micheal B. Jordan's scene-stealing Erik Killmonger. Full of visual spectacle and heavy drama, "Black Panther" makes you either feel blacker than you did before, or a Wannabe-Wakandan afterwards.
3. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Initially, the "Incredibles 2" had taken the place of number 3 on my list. That was until I watched "Into the Spider-Verse" last minute on a Monday afternoon. And Holy Sh*t, I was not expecting to get wowed like I was! Full of heart and charm, "Into the Spider-verse" introduces us to a whole new kind of Spider-Man in the young and energetic Miles Morales. But he's not the only one! There's Spider-Gwen! Spider-Noir! The classic Peter Parker we all know and love, and a talking pig dressed in a spider-man costume! Yeah, that's in the movie, and he's frickin hilarious. But the real star here is the animation which finds a new way to emulate the art style of an actual comic book. Congrats Sony, cause I think you might have given us the best animated film of the year!
2. Mission: Impossible- Fallout
I don't know what's crazier: The stunts director Christopher Mcquarrie pulled off in this film without killing anyone or Tom Cruise himself? Either way, if you are an adrenaline junkie, you just hit the jackpot with "Mission: Impossible-Fallout." Ethan Hunt is back to stop another world-breaking event with his ragtag group of IMF agents. But what makes "Fallout" different from previous Mission Impossible films? Better Cinematography. Better Soundtrack. Fast Paced Balls to the Wall Action! All of this combined creates the best pure action movie since "Mad Max: Fury Road!"
1. Avengers: Infinity War
"Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives." These are the words said by the mad titan, Thanos, before he destroyed everything we ever loved in a span of 2 and a half hours. After 10 years of world building, Marvel Studios delivered on the biggest crossover event in cinematic history with "Avengers: Infinity War," directed by Anthony and Joe Russo. Filled up to the brim with action, adventure, quips and spectacle, the Russo Brothers managed to create an intense thrill ride with a narrative so wild and creatively twisted, that it will leave you in a heap of own tears as you try to understand what the hell just happened?! Easily my favorite movie of the year, "Infinity War" delivers on being one of the best superhero movies of the decade.
Saturday, August 25, 2018
From Worst to Best: 2018 Movies of the Summer
Welcome
everybody to another controversial edition of J-Bang Rankings! Today, I am
ranking all of the movies I saw this summer from the bad to the best! The
summer season has always been known as "the season of summer
blockbusters" and this year was no exception, but that's not to say that
there weren't bad movies at the box office either. But be warned that this list
is 100% constructed of my own opinion, so please respect it, and in return I
will respect yours. Because, we're all humans, and as humans, each of us have a
different taste in what we want and are guaranteed to have different opinions.
And if your favorite movie is not listed, it's not because it wasn't worthy,
it's simply because I had no interest in seeing it. That being said, let's rock
and (rick) roll...
9. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Let me start off by saying that I absolutely LOVED the first "Jurassic World" movie. I thought it was the most fitting sequel to the original classic "Jurassic Park" and delivered all the excitement guaranteed from a summer blockbuster. That being said, I thought "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" was one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time. Going in, I knew this movie wasn't going to have a complex plot or anything, but this movie actually EXCEEDED my expectations on how stupid it got?! Hell, even the characters are so bad that I thought I was watching a high budget Saturday morning cartoon. The only saving grace this film has are the dinosaurs themselves, which prove to be more likable than anybody else in this film. To sum it all up, I would describe "Fallen Kingdom" as this: a horrible SyFy Channel movie with great special effects.
8. Sorry to Bother You
Now don't get me wrong, "Sorry to Bother You" is a very competent film. Stars Lakeith Stanfield and Tessa Thompson particularly shine in their roles, showcasing that moral stress that comes with trying to live and succeed in White America. The story and themes explored in this film are pretty much "A grade." But, for me personally, what makes this movie go from an A- to a C+ is the plot twist at the end of Act II. Sure, I do understand the deeper meaning behind it, but that doesn't excuse the fact that the message gets lost in translation, and ultimately becomes a literal wild goose chase about saving the abused lower class. I get it, but I don't get it. That's what made this film so disappointing to me as a young black male. It told a great story, but got lost in the spectacle of its own fantasy.
7. Solo: A Star Wars Story
Surprisingly, this wasn't as bad as many people thought it was gonna be. "Solo: a Star Wars Story" is actually a fun adventure film that feels more like a "Star Wars" movie than "the Last Jedi" did. (FYI I loved the Last Jedi. Come @ me) Donald Glover steals the show as a young Lando Calrissian, and Alden Ehrenreich holds his own as the iconic gun slinger Han Solo. Sure, no one else is gonna play the part better than Harrison Ford did but Ehrenreich does bring something new, yet familiar, to the table. The only true problem that "Solo: a Star Wars Story" has that, well, it isn't really that memorable. It's a good time at the theaters, but nothing else.
6. Ant Man and the Wasp
From start to finish, "Ant-Man and the Wasp" is overall a funny and extremely wholesome film. But coming from a hardcore Marvel fan like myself, Marvel's most recent entry proves to be somewhat forgettable. Considering it had to fall behind two of Marvel Studios most ambitious and iconic films, "Ant-Man and the Wasp" were destined to serve as a safe, low risk adventure to tide fans over from all the trauma they just endured this year (more on that later) Now don't get me wrong, the characters are amazingly compelling and the shrinking-growing special effects are top notch. But ultimately, "Ant-Man and the Wasp" is, just like "Solo," a good time at the theaters, but nothing more. (Minus the end credit scenes, of course)
5. Deadpool 2
X's GONNA GIVE IT TO YA! "Deadpool 2" is another addition to the unexpectedly successful X-Men spin-off franchise. The always charming Ryan Reynolds returns to play the over the top"Merc with a Mouth" but also brings along the scene-stealing Zazie Beetz as the lucky Domino and Terminator knockoff, Cable, portrayed by the naturally intimidating Josh Brolin. (love him) "Deadpool 2" is chalk full to the brim with one-liners and references so dated, you'll laugh just because you think you're supposed to. (which is not always a bad thing) Although just as entertaining as the first one, this sequel does improve from its predecessor with much more brutal action set pieces. (courtesy of John Wick director David Leitch) All in all, Deadpool 2 is a chimichanga worth sinking your teeth into!
4. Incredibles 2
A sequel damn well worth the wait! "Incredibles 2" gives us fans the long-waited return of the Parr family in action. The first film was...well...Incredible (I'm sorry), and is damn near unbeatable to top, but rather than try to out-do the original, returning director Brad Bird delivers an emotionally engaging superhero film that feels just as good as the original while also feeling also entirely different. "Incredibles 2" is a film both kids and adults can enjoy! As the old cliche would say, "it's fun for the whole family."
3. BlackkKlansman
Spike Lee's latest joint, "BlackkKlansman" brings the forenamed director back to what made his films so great in the first place. "BlackkKlansman" goes to places that many mainstream directors wouldn't even dare to venture. Following the undercover investigation of the Ku Klux Klan, Spike Lee showcases the racist tendencies of 1970s America while also exhibiting what the existence of the KKK means both to those who want to preserve it as well as those who want to destroy it. Weirdly enough, by the time the credits rolled, I felt like this could be a movie that everyone can watch, enjoy, and learn from...including racists.
2. Mission:Impossible-Fallout
When I say "Mission: Impossible-Fallout" is the best pure action film since "Mad Max: Fury Road," I mean that shit! Starring the 56 year old Tom Cruise, (yep, fifty-freakin six) Ethan Hunt returns with his rogue team member of IMF agents to save the world from nuclear fallout. Now, I know when it comes to the Mission Impossible franchise, the story is usually the same. But how Fallout differs from the rest is franchise is: Beautiful cinematography, amazing soundtrack, and a SPECTACULAR ABUNDANCE OF PRACTICAL STUNT-WORK FROM TOM CRUISE HIMSELF. I mean, MY GOD?! The action feels so real that although the story adds drama, it's really the set pieces the creates the tension of almost dying over and over again.
...and the #1 summer movie of 2018 is...
1. Avengers: Infinity War
Was there ever any doubt? I mean "come on?" You had to see this coming! Being marketed as the culmination of a 10 year journey, Marvel Studios delivers a superhero epic that doesn't pull a single punch. With all hands on deck, every hero (minus Hawkeye and Ant-Man) we have been introduced to for the past 10 years must band together to take down a Mad Titan named Thanos, who is hell bent on collecting all 6 of the infinity stones in order to accomplish his mission: Wiping out half of the universe in existence. Thanks to the Russo Brothers directing at the helm, Marvel Studios delivers a film that makes you laugh, cry, hold your breath and breaks you heart over and over and over again...
Friday, January 19, 2018
The 10 Best Films of 2017
"Hey Man!" Welcome to 2018! Our government is on the brink of shutting down again and we are one step closer to Nuclear War! But hey! Look on the bright side! It's award season! And before we find out what films are going to be nominated for an Oscar this Tuesday, I invite you to read down a list of films that probably aren't gonna be nominated, but nevertheless, I believe were the best from the rest in the year 2017! And if you have any opinions, or a different list of favorite films throughout the year, feel free to jump into the comments section!
10. IT
Look at that creepy mother-f*cker! Let's get something clear here: I HATE Horror movies! That's why you can imagine how shocked I was at how much I enjoyed this movie. On the surface, you think that "IT" is just a creepy clown movie, but it is so much more than that! It's a coming of age film that deals with the concept of facing your fears in a world that does not care about you! The young cast that headlines this movie showcases so much talent to oppose the legit terrifying performance of Bill Skarsgård's Pennywise the Dancing Clown. IT is scary, creepy, funny and ultimately a fun ride!
9. Okja
Basically a big metaphor for the meat industry, "Okja" is the only Netflix original movie on this list. Following the classic story of a girl and her super-pig. "Okja" exhibits heart similarly seen in movies like "E.T." or "The Iron Giant." Although sometimes cute and heartwarming, the story of "Okja" can make you down right sick to your stomach. I can't say it is an easy watch, especially if you have pets. All and all, it is a film worth watching once, and I have not eaten a hot dog since...
8. Dunkirk
War. War never changes. But director Christopher Nolan puts a new spin on how time factors into war in his latest film, "Dunkirk." Telling the daring story of 400,000 men trapped on a beach in enemy territory, "Dunkirk" follows three different story-lines converging on the land, sea, and air. Full of tension and drama, Nolan directs this war epic with nothing but the utmost respect and confidence.
7. Spider-Man: Homecoming
I like to think of this as the perfect summer movie. As many of you know, I am a big fan of TWO genres: Superhero movies and Coming of Age films with an 80s vibe. "Spider-Man: Homecoming" is the best of BOTH WORLDS! Following a young Peter Parker trying to balance his social life in high school and his ambitious goal of becoming an Avenger, Marvel Studios and Sony team up to create a near perfect blend of quirky comedy and heart-pounding action. "Spider-Man: Homecoming" packs a punch while also delivering one of the best plot-twists of the year!
6. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Ooooooooohhhhh!!! CONTROVERSY!!! Out of the fans this movie has split in half, I was on the side that actually liked the movie. I personally consider "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" to be one of the best written Star Wars films ever released. And while also the riskiest, this Star Wars movie is jam-packed with unforgettable character moments and set pieces never seen before in the franchise. And as dark as this film can get, it also aims to tell an inspiring story of not letting the past define your future, and I believe that is a message everyone can get behind.
5. War for the Planet of the Apes
Unexpectedly moving. That is how I choose to describe "War for the Planet of the Apes." The grand finale of a rebooted trilogy offers more than just apes with guns. It's a depressing tale complimented with incredible CGI and mo-cap performances. Rather than being built on action, "War" offers a plethora of character moments that ironically makes the apes more human than actual humans.
4. Blade Runner 2049
So a long time ago in a galaxy far away, I watched the first Blade Runner film from 1982, and despite people calling it a "cinematic masterpiece," I hated it. So when I learned that a sequel had been announced, I truly did not care. Then one random Friday night occurred, and I was invited by a couple of friends to go see it at an art house theater I never heard of. By the time the credits started rolling, I was left in a daze of shock and awe. "Blade Runner 2049" is as beautiful to watch as it is compelling. Although long and slow, "Blade Runner 2049" earns my attention with its immersive performances from the cast, damn-near phenomenal cinematography and stunning visual effects. "Blade Runner 2049" asks questions you will be stuck trying to answer for hours beyond.
3. Thor: Ragnarok
One of the funniest movies of the year, "Thor: Ragnarok" proves to be more of a slap-stick comedy that happens to have weird creatures, space gods and a friendly walking, talking pile of rocks. Directed by the hilariously eccentric Taika Waititi, "Ragnarok" follows Thor trying to stop the Goddess of Death, Hela, from destroying his home of Asgard. All while imprisoned on the gladiator fighting planet of Sakaar. This movie is just a flat out fun fast-paced thrill ride that will keep you smiling from beginning to end. Full of colorful and mesmerizing visuals to compliment the action and adventure, "Thor: Ragnarok" leaves you with the urge to go back and visit Sakaar!
2. Logan
And from the funniest film of the year, comes the saddest. "Logan" gives actor Hugh Jackman his final performance as the legendary character we know as "the Wolverine." And my God, he does not disappoint! After discovering he has a daughter, Logan takes the new young mutant, Laura, and the last remaining factor of the X-Men, Charles Xavier across the country in an effort the escape the enemies hunting them and what's left of Mutant-kind down. The action is raw and brutal, but the acting is as powerful as it is compelling. "Logan" brings to the table a film that even rivals "The Dark Knight." As the most emotionally driven Superhero Film to date, it is safe to say that it is best to watch this with a box of tissues at hand.
1. Get Out
STAY WOKE! Literally coming out of nowhere, Director Jordan Peele (yep. from "Key and Peele") creates a horror film that is intense as it is insightful. When Chris decides to go with his girlfriend, Rose, to visit her white family in a house located in the middle of nowhere, what follows is an unpredictable series of unfortunate events that calls into question the content of everyone's character. Smart, funny, and sometimes uncomfortable, "Get Out" crawls under your skin and stays there after you have finished watching...
10. IT
Look at that creepy mother-f*cker! Let's get something clear here: I HATE Horror movies! That's why you can imagine how shocked I was at how much I enjoyed this movie. On the surface, you think that "IT" is just a creepy clown movie, but it is so much more than that! It's a coming of age film that deals with the concept of facing your fears in a world that does not care about you! The young cast that headlines this movie showcases so much talent to oppose the legit terrifying performance of Bill Skarsgård's Pennywise the Dancing Clown. IT is scary, creepy, funny and ultimately a fun ride!
9. Okja
Basically a big metaphor for the meat industry, "Okja" is the only Netflix original movie on this list. Following the classic story of a girl and her super-pig. "Okja" exhibits heart similarly seen in movies like "E.T." or "The Iron Giant." Although sometimes cute and heartwarming, the story of "Okja" can make you down right sick to your stomach. I can't say it is an easy watch, especially if you have pets. All and all, it is a film worth watching once, and I have not eaten a hot dog since...
8. Dunkirk
War. War never changes. But director Christopher Nolan puts a new spin on how time factors into war in his latest film, "Dunkirk." Telling the daring story of 400,000 men trapped on a beach in enemy territory, "Dunkirk" follows three different story-lines converging on the land, sea, and air. Full of tension and drama, Nolan directs this war epic with nothing but the utmost respect and confidence.
7. Spider-Man: Homecoming
6. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Ooooooooohhhhh!!! CONTROVERSY!!! Out of the fans this movie has split in half, I was on the side that actually liked the movie. I personally consider "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" to be one of the best written Star Wars films ever released. And while also the riskiest, this Star Wars movie is jam-packed with unforgettable character moments and set pieces never seen before in the franchise. And as dark as this film can get, it also aims to tell an inspiring story of not letting the past define your future, and I believe that is a message everyone can get behind.
5. War for the Planet of the Apes
Unexpectedly moving. That is how I choose to describe "War for the Planet of the Apes." The grand finale of a rebooted trilogy offers more than just apes with guns. It's a depressing tale complimented with incredible CGI and mo-cap performances. Rather than being built on action, "War" offers a plethora of character moments that ironically makes the apes more human than actual humans.
4. Blade Runner 2049
So a long time ago in a galaxy far away, I watched the first Blade Runner film from 1982, and despite people calling it a "cinematic masterpiece," I hated it. So when I learned that a sequel had been announced, I truly did not care. Then one random Friday night occurred, and I was invited by a couple of friends to go see it at an art house theater I never heard of. By the time the credits started rolling, I was left in a daze of shock and awe. "Blade Runner 2049" is as beautiful to watch as it is compelling. Although long and slow, "Blade Runner 2049" earns my attention with its immersive performances from the cast, damn-near phenomenal cinematography and stunning visual effects. "Blade Runner 2049" asks questions you will be stuck trying to answer for hours beyond.
3. Thor: Ragnarok
One of the funniest movies of the year, "Thor: Ragnarok" proves to be more of a slap-stick comedy that happens to have weird creatures, space gods and a friendly walking, talking pile of rocks. Directed by the hilariously eccentric Taika Waititi, "Ragnarok" follows Thor trying to stop the Goddess of Death, Hela, from destroying his home of Asgard. All while imprisoned on the gladiator fighting planet of Sakaar. This movie is just a flat out fun fast-paced thrill ride that will keep you smiling from beginning to end. Full of colorful and mesmerizing visuals to compliment the action and adventure, "Thor: Ragnarok" leaves you with the urge to go back and visit Sakaar!
2. Logan
And from the funniest film of the year, comes the saddest. "Logan" gives actor Hugh Jackman his final performance as the legendary character we know as "the Wolverine." And my God, he does not disappoint! After discovering he has a daughter, Logan takes the new young mutant, Laura, and the last remaining factor of the X-Men, Charles Xavier across the country in an effort the escape the enemies hunting them and what's left of Mutant-kind down. The action is raw and brutal, but the acting is as powerful as it is compelling. "Logan" brings to the table a film that even rivals "The Dark Knight." As the most emotionally driven Superhero Film to date, it is safe to say that it is best to watch this with a box of tissues at hand.
1. Get Out
STAY WOKE! Literally coming out of nowhere, Director Jordan Peele (yep. from "Key and Peele") creates a horror film that is intense as it is insightful. When Chris decides to go with his girlfriend, Rose, to visit her white family in a house located in the middle of nowhere, what follows is an unpredictable series of unfortunate events that calls into question the content of everyone's character. Smart, funny, and sometimes uncomfortable, "Get Out" crawls under your skin and stays there after you have finished watching...
Tuesday, July 4, 2017
Best Films of 2017...So Far
Aloha, and welcome to the debut of the latest editorial on J-Bang Reviews, the Best Films of 2017...So Far. June has come and gone, and has left us at the half way mark of the 2017 year, and since January, films have been PRETTY KICK ASS so far. We had some movies that range from the good that came out to be "better than expected," to the sleeper-hits, that no one even saw coming, but once word of mouth came along, became box office hits as well as cultural phenomenons. (Not to mention how successful these pictures have become thanks to the diversity found in the directors studios trusted with the vision, so yeah, THAT'S AWESOME) Anyway, a couple of rules: This list only incorporate the THEATRICAL releases of films this year, so unfortunately, don't expect "Okja" or "I Don't Feel at Home in this World Anymore" to be on this list, (Even though they are some pretty groovy pics that I do recommend). And the second rule here is film is subjective (meaning everyone has a right to a different opinion (even though it's sometimes wrong.) That being said, instead of being ranked from 8-1, these films are being categorized in 2 tiers: Tier Beta (films that range from okay to pretty good, like you can watch them if you want but whatever) and Tier Alpha (Holy $#*%!, YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR A$$ AND GO SEE THESE SPECTACULAR MOVIES FILLED WITH GREAT STORYTELLING AND AMAZING CHARACTERS! I LOVE THIS, also...WHY AM I CRYING) Anyways, here's the list:
Tier Beta
Out of the entire Alien franchise, I'm willing to confess that my favorite film out of all of them is James Cameron's "Aliens." This movie is no "Aliens" but it is very similar to Ridley Scott's original film, "Alien" in terms of both eerie tone and mystery. It also can be gory as F*ck! Although "Covenant" can be some what weird and random at times (i.e. When two androids, who are also brothers, kiss for no reason) it can also be spectacularly horrifying. The film is at its best when the monsters themselves, the Xenomorphs, show up on screen, and it is complimented by the wonderful cinematography captured throughout the narrative. It does have a slow burn however, and you basically have to survive a boring first hour before anything exciting even happens, but all in all, it's a pretty okay film.
Big. Mean. And Extra Thick! "Kong: Skull Island" is exactly what it was supposed to be, a big, dumb, and fun monster movie! Displayed through colorful and extremely dynamic cinematography, Director Jordan Vogt-Roberts brings the big, giant ape to life in a 1970s Vietnam-esque atmosphere. Skull Island wastes no time getting to the action, and what develops is a "balls to the walls" special effects extravaganza. Sure, out of a stacked cast of actors and actresses, some performances end up being slogged down or underutilized due a lack of evenly spread screen time, but when the monsters of Skull Island finally pop up on the big screen, it's hard not to get caught up in the spectacle.
So somehow, I managed to see this movie 2 months after it came out without hearing anything about it or getting plot points spoiled for me. So basically, on some random Thursday, I decided I wanted to get out of the house, and go to the theaters. I spotted that "the Fate of the Furious" was still playing, so I bought a $5 ticket and waited for the absurdity to ensure. I never expect much from a "Fast and Furious" movie, but what developed was an actually compelling story that presented to me one of the best narratives to be produced out of the "Fast and Furious" franchise. I know, crazy right?! Sure, it's still full of crazy, dumb, physics-bending moments (i.e. The Rock breaking a concrete bench off the wall and doing frickin pull ups with it) but the action is fluent, the actors continue to be charismatic with their roles, plus, where else are you gonna find a movie where Jason Statham beats up bad guys with a gun in one hand, and a baby in another?
Anybody that knows me personally, knows that I am not a fan of the movies produced by DC Comics. That being said, I absolutely ADORED Wonder Woman! Starring the beautiful Gal Gadot and directed by female director, Patty Jenkins, Wonder Woman presents a story that is majorly different from your average male-led comic book movie. Set in World War I, Princess Diana of Themyscria follows fighter pilot Steve Trevor on an outreach mission to end the war in an effort to bring peace back to the outside world. The only thing that stops this film from being a "Tier Alpha" movie are the villains, who could have been better written and more developed. Full of compelling character moments and overpowered set pieces, "Wonder Woman" finds itself worthy of being mentioned among other movies such as the Dark Knight, Batman Begins and Superman II.
Tier Alpha
Stupid title, but extremely fun movie! Directed by Edgar Wright, "Baby Driver" rides a narrative that is woven together with a creative and unique usage of music and editing. A crime movie about a young kid who is a get away driver for a crime organization led by Kevin Spacey sounds rad enough. But, when you go watch the film for yourself, you experience a story that uses sight and sound to further progress the tone of plot. See what is cool is that the music itself runs symmetrical to the editing thus, delivering scenes (both action and dramatic) that have more rhythm than a bunch of college students on a late Saturday night in Connecticut. "Baby Driver" was just recently released in theaters, so watch it while you can!
Hot Damn! Going into "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2," I wasn't expecting it to be better than the first Guardians film. But guess what? IT WAS. I wasn't expecting it to be a visual roller coaster of special effects better than even Marvel Studios last film "Doctor Strange" but guess what? IT WAS! And I sure as hell didn't expect to be sobbing my eyes out by the time the credits started rolling but guess what? You guessed it! I....well, I did. Rather than recapture what made the first "Guardians of the Galaxy" film so successful, director James Gunn decided to change it up the tone and narrative by making this film into a sci-fi family drama that explores friendship, redemption and fatherhood. Complimented by a lit 80's soundtrack, Vol. 2 found itself being rightfully proclaimed as Marvel Studios most emotional movie!
Speaking of emotional...Oh Sh*t...MY HEART! This year has been nothing short but AMAZING for comic book movies, but when it all comes down to it, "Logan" needs to get some love and recognition come award season. "Logan" delivers Hugh Jackman's final performance as the aging metal clawed mutant who must protect his senile mentor, Charles Xavier and his estranged daughter, Laura from hostile forces chasing them across the country. Using elements from both the science fiction and western genre, this Marvel film full of gory action and tension delivers a gritty and heartfelt drama that will stick with you long after the credits roll.
So when I first saw the trailer for "Get Out," not gonna lie, I thought it was some sort of "Key and Peele" comedy sketch. I did not take it seriously and had no plans on seeing it. THAT WAS... until I learned that for the longest time after initial release, "Get Out" had an unheard of 100% tomato-meter on Rotten Tomatoes. That type of thing turns heads. And so a couple guys and I rolled through to our local movie theater on Thursday afternoon and checked it out. And Sham...Wow! Produced by Universal Studios and Blumhouse Productions, director Jordan Peele uses horror tropes and Hitchcock-like suspense to deliver an edge of your seat psychological thriller about a black man spending the weekend with his white girlfriend and her family. This film is crazy unpredictable and full of exceptional character performances. It's smart! It's funny! It's creepy! It's the whole Damn Enchilada!!!!
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Alien: Covenant |
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Kong: Skull Island |
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The Fate and the Furious |
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Wonder Woman |
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Baby Driver |
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Friday, November 4, 2016
J-Bang Reviews Present: Doctor Strange
Fun in a whole new Dimension. Yet again, Marvel Studios releases another superhero movie, and yet again, Marvel has made another Home Run. "Doctor Strange" follows renowned surgeon, Dr. Stephen Strange. He is as arrogant as he is witty, but when car accident takes away his ability to use his hands, he is fired from his job and begins a downward spiral into constant failure. That is...until he travels to Nepal and learns a supernatural way of repairing his hands.
First things first, Benedict Cumberbatch is PHENOMENAL as Stephen Strange. He brings a charm that only Cumberbatch could have delivered, and for a British born actor, the American accent he got is SPOT-ON too. Oh, and DEAR LORD, the special effects are INSANE! There is only one way to watch this movie, and the 3 to the F*^king D!!! I haven't seen special effects this good in a movie since Inception. Cities get turned upside down, fiery whips spark all over the place, and colors splash all over the screen from dimension to dimension.
Although a great film, it does have one minor problem: The villain. Since Marvel movies are usually about the hero themselves, I don't expect the villains to be show-stealers, especially in an origin story but Kaecilius wasn't anything special. He was actually quite generic in my opinion. Mads Mikkelsen played the hell of the role, there's no denying that, but the script didn't really give him much to work with, especially since there are multiple villains in the movie. He was really fun to have with action scenes but other than that, he pretty forgettable.
Other than the villain, Marvel Studios yet again delivers another fun action, adventure film with both the Heart and Humor Marvel Studios are known and loved for. In an effort to introduce the world to a new kind of superhero, Marvel Studios simultaneously delivers a film that feels different and less-formulaic from all the other superhero films. "Doctor Strange" gets a J-Bangin score of 4 out of 5!
First things first, Benedict Cumberbatch is PHENOMENAL as Stephen Strange. He brings a charm that only Cumberbatch could have delivered, and for a British born actor, the American accent he got is SPOT-ON too. Oh, and DEAR LORD, the special effects are INSANE! There is only one way to watch this movie, and the 3 to the F*^king D!!! I haven't seen special effects this good in a movie since Inception. Cities get turned upside down, fiery whips spark all over the place, and colors splash all over the screen from dimension to dimension.
Although a great film, it does have one minor problem: The villain. Since Marvel movies are usually about the hero themselves, I don't expect the villains to be show-stealers, especially in an origin story but Kaecilius wasn't anything special. He was actually quite generic in my opinion. Mads Mikkelsen played the hell of the role, there's no denying that, but the script didn't really give him much to work with, especially since there are multiple villains in the movie. He was really fun to have with action scenes but other than that, he pretty forgettable.
Other than the villain, Marvel Studios yet again delivers another fun action, adventure film with both the Heart and Humor Marvel Studios are known and loved for. In an effort to introduce the world to a new kind of superhero, Marvel Studios simultaneously delivers a film that feels different and less-formulaic from all the other superhero films. "Doctor Strange" gets a J-Bangin score of 4 out of 5!
Saturday, August 20, 2016
J-Bang Reviews Present: War Dogs
"War Dogs" or what I like to call "Diet Wolf of Wallstreet" stars Miles Teller as David Parkouz and Jonah Hill as Efraim Diveroli, two arms dealers hired by the United States government to supply the U. S. army with guns and ammunition. Of course, when a bad deal is made, sh*t spirals out of control and so begins the downfall of the two friends. I watched this movie from start to finish, and honestly, I will say...it wasn't "bad," but it didn't "THRILL" me it either. I'll explain more.
The movie is complimented by strong performances from the small cast, but the one that stood out the most for me is Jonah Hill's Efraim Diveroli. Although, Jonah Hill evidently is the comic relief of the film, Hill also serves as the ambitious hustler that ends up being corrupted most by the money made off the war profiteering. Hill showcases both the light and dark side of his character through his efficient acting, and "War Dogs" is better for it. Miles Teller is cool too...it's just Hill was that much better.
The problem I do have with this movie however is the pacing. The tone is more serious and dramatic than it is comedic, and throughout the runtime, there were moments where I even found myself bored. It wasn't until Bradley Cooper's Henry Girard enters the fray where I found myself intrigue in the story line again, which gets a little better once a clear conflict has been introduced.
"War Dogs" is mostly a character driven story that showcases the rise and fall of two very ambitious arms dealers, but as their journey is showcased to us, the tale ultimately feels shallow rather than inspiring. The story is interesting for those who are into "biopic-like crime dramas" but for me, it's pretty forgettable. In other words, it wasn't bad, it was just...sort of... "okay." "War Dogs" gets a score of 3.2 out of 5.
The movie is complimented by strong performances from the small cast, but the one that stood out the most for me is Jonah Hill's Efraim Diveroli. Although, Jonah Hill evidently is the comic relief of the film, Hill also serves as the ambitious hustler that ends up being corrupted most by the money made off the war profiteering. Hill showcases both the light and dark side of his character through his efficient acting, and "War Dogs" is better for it. Miles Teller is cool too...it's just Hill was that much better.
The problem I do have with this movie however is the pacing. The tone is more serious and dramatic than it is comedic, and throughout the runtime, there were moments where I even found myself bored. It wasn't until Bradley Cooper's Henry Girard enters the fray where I found myself intrigue in the story line again, which gets a little better once a clear conflict has been introduced.
"War Dogs" is mostly a character driven story that showcases the rise and fall of two very ambitious arms dealers, but as their journey is showcased to us, the tale ultimately feels shallow rather than inspiring. The story is interesting for those who are into "biopic-like crime dramas" but for me, it's pretty forgettable. In other words, it wasn't bad, it was just...sort of... "okay." "War Dogs" gets a score of 3.2 out of 5.
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